Niles Quote #1898
Quote from Niles in Lilith Needs a Favor
Niles: Well that's strange. Daphne said I'd particularly like the last picture on the roll but what is it?
Frasier: It's hard to tell, it's too dark and blurry.
Niles: Looks like the eye of Jupiter.
Frasier: Or a slice of pepperoni.
Niles: Is it a flying saucer?
Frasier: Yes, Niles, it's a flying saucer. Mystery solved, well done.
James: Hey, where'd you get the nipple shot?
Frasier: Good lord!
Niles: You are to erase that from your mind.
Frasier: Is it Daphne?
James: Nice.
Niles: You're not erasing! Erase!
Frasier Quotes
‘Lilith Needs a Favor’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Martin: Can you imagine? Lilith's and my kid would be brother to you and Niles and Freddie.
Frasier: What are you talking about?
Martin: And if you and Lilith got back together, you'd be his step-father and his brother and Niles would be your son and his own uncle. It's almost worth doing just so that I can tell the story.
Quote from Frasier
Lilith: Frasier, don't misunderstand, I'm not proposing any change in our relationship.
Frasier: Would we... sleep together?
Lilith: I thought we'd freeze your sperm.
Frasier: Is that a "yes" or a "no"?
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: I want to have another baby.
Frasier: Well, you certainly don't need me for that. Surely... someone in Boston must have sperm.
Lilith: I came to you first so that Frederick could have a full sibling.
Frasier: So, just like that we're going to have another baby together.
Lilith: No, no, no. Not just like that. I mapped out our dominant and recessive traits on a genome square, applied Mendel's laws, allowed for anomalies and concluded that you are the best biological choice.
Frasier: I see. Well, as enticed as I am by your honeyed words, I'm gonna need some kissin'.