Frasier Quote #3039
Quote from Frasier in Door Jam
Clerk: I'm sorry. That area is restricted to our gold level members.
Niles: You have a gold level? How do you get in?
Clerk: You'd have to be on the list.
Frasier: Well, we are on the list.
Clerk: The gold list.
Frasier: This is absurd! I am a member of every exclusive club in this entire town. You must have a reciprocal membership with one of them.
Clerk: I'm sorry. But you're more than welcome to enjoy the many amenities of the silver level.
Frasier: And just how are we supposed to enjoy this!? [Frasier angrily sprays his face with the anti-stress spritz] And this isn't working!
Frasier Quotes
‘Door Jam’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: So what kind of hoity toity place did it end up being?
Frasier: It was a hell hole! They had the nerve to call it a day spa, when it's nothing more than a mere front for a bona fide luxury spa which taunts those kept at bay outside its golden door.
Martin: If you didn't go in, how do you know it's better?
Frasier: It had to be! The door was gold, ours was only silver. Gold is better than silver.
Niles: [muttering] Stupid silver.
Quote from Martin
Niles: Well, now you've opened it, that's mail theft.
Frasier: Nonsense.
Martin: What's going on?
Frasier: Nothing. Just another piece of Cam Winston's mail has found its way into our box. It's been happening a lot since we switched mailboxes. Even after I gave the postman a stern lecture.
Martin: Especially after.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Anyway, it was an honest mistake. Cam and I are on all the same mailing lists. I'm sure mine is in his box. Besides, it's nothing personal, look, it's just an announcement for some place called La Porte d'Argent.
Martin: Probably just another froufrou restaurant or froufrou clothing store.
Frasier: No, no, no, this is not "froufrou," Dad, as evidenced by the manly scent of balsam.