Frasier Quote #2936
Quote from Frasier in Enemy at the Gate
George: Just sign the form that says, "unable to pay," and send us a check.
Frasier: Well, I'm certainly not going to send you a check.
George: Look, most people don't. Just sign the form so I can get this gate open.
Niles: Oh, Frasier, it's an out. You should take it.
Frasier: Niles, I refuse to sign anything that says I am unable to pay. It's untrue.
George: Look, I really don't care, Jack. I just got to get this lane re-opened. Now it's either two dollars or the form, so I can put it in my drawer.
Frasier: You know my terms, you will receive your money when the twenty minutes is up.
George: Fine. Then I'll put in my own money.
Frasier: No, no, you can't do that.
George: It's too late. It's on me. Go ahead, Mr. Beemer!
Frasier: Don't you call me that. You put that down right now. We're not going anywhere!
Frasier Quotes
‘Enemy at the Gate’ Quotes
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Niles: Other motorists are getting angry.
Frasier: If they weren't so shortsighted, they'd see that I'm doing this for their own good. It's like correcting people's grammar. I don't do it to be popular.
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Roz: Frasier, I am so sorry, I really screwed up!
Frasier: It's all right, Roz. I'll take care of everything.
Jerry: "I don't have either, I just want to know what's going on with Dr. Crane."
Frasier: [on air] Yes, well I'll bet you do, Jerry. Dr. Frasier Crane here, Seattle. I'm sorry I'm late. It sounds as if Roz has informed you of my exploits.
Jerry: "She hasn't said much, but we'd like to hear it from you."
Frasier: Well, it wasn't my finest hour. Let's just say that I got in there, realized I made a mistake, and then tried like hell to get out!
Roz: Frasier!
Frasier: There was a lot of shouting, and then a line started to form behind me. Fortunately, my brother was with me for moral support, and, well, let's face it, somebody to talk to. You know, you'd be amazed how long twenty minutes can be when you're watching the clock. At least, in the end, I got out of there without paying the four dollars.
Quote from Martin
Daphne: Well, this is it. Sorry it's taken me so long to pick up the last of my things.
Martin: Oh, no problem. Frasier's not having the carpet people here til Friday.
Daphne: Oh, really? When it was my room, he said the carpet's good for another twenty years.
Martin: Yeah, well, now it's going to be a reading sanctuary.
Daphne: He's turning my room into a library?
Martin: No, he made it very clear it was a "reading sanctuary." A library implies sharing.