Roz Quote #573
Quote from Roz in The Guilt Trippers
Niles: This weekend. You and I are jetting off to Hawaii for a five-star Polynesian retreat.
Daphne: Oh, how exciting. Oh, thank you.
Niles: The first day, we are being taken by outrigger to an exclusive island for a private luau.
Roz: Roger and I were supposed to go back to Wisconsin this weekend for my family reunion.
Niles: Oh, that's lovely. ... And the second day, we're going to take a cruise to Molokai.
Roz: Of course, you can't go to Wisconsin without taking a couple of cheese tours.
Niles: [chuckling] Well, you sure can't, no. ... And then we're in Molokai, we're going to go snorkeling with the sea tortoise.
Roz: And then, the Dells. Roger really wanted to ride one of those big duck boats.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Guilt Trippers’ Quotes
Quote from Gertrude
Niles: Now, remember, when you arrive, a car will be waiting to take you to the Nani Emaka Hehila Ai House.
Gertrude: I don't know why we can't go somewhere where they speak English.
Daphne: They do speak English in Hawaii, Mum.
Martin: How come you can fly to Hawaii, but you can't fly to England?
Gertrude: How come you can drive your car, but you can't do your own laundry?
Martin: Have a good trip.
Quote from Gertrude
Niles: Did you make a wish, sweetheart?
Gertrude: Of course she did. She wished her father still loved his children enough to call his only daughter on her birthday. Or his wife. Oh, but that's a man for you. Once he's planted his seed and you've borne his spawn, he moves on to spread his filth elsewhere.
Frasier: Sounds like a toast to me.
Quote from Gertrude
Roz: Yes, Roger loved black lace. But he didn't get to see me in it... Black lace, I mean. I bought this one for you. New.
Daphne: Thank you, Roz.
Gertrude: Some man break your heart, did he?
Roz: Oh, yeah, but I'll be OK.
Gertrude: Sure you will. Until you realize he was the love of your life and he's gone for good. Then not a night will pass when you don't beg the good Lord to take you in your sleep.
Niles: We all have those thoughts.