Niles: This weekend. You and I are jetting off to Hawaii for a five-star Polynesian retreat.
Daphne: Oh, how exciting. Oh, thank you.
Niles: The first day, we are being taken by outrigger to an exclusive island for a private luau.
Roz: Roger and I were supposed to go back to Wisconsin this weekend for my family reunion.
Niles: Oh, that's lovely. ... And the second day, we're going to take a cruise to Molokai.
Roz: Of course, you can't go to Wisconsin without taking a couple of cheese tours.
Niles: [chuckling] Well, you sure can't, no. ... And then we're in Molokai, we're going to go snorkeling with the sea tortoise.
Roz: And then, the Dells. Roger really wanted to ride one of those big duck boats.