Gertrude Quote #27
Quote from Gertrude in The Guilt Trippers
Niles: Did you make a wish, sweetheart?
Gertrude: Of course she did. She wished her father still loved his children enough to call his only daughter on her birthday. Or his wife. Oh, but that's a man for you. Once he's planted his seed and you've borne his spawn, he moves on to spread his filth elsewhere.
Frasier: Sounds like a toast to me.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Guilt Trippers’ Quotes
Quote from Gertrude
Niles: Now, remember, when you arrive, a car will be waiting to take you to the Nani Emaka Hehila Ai House.
Gertrude: I don't know why we can't go somewhere where they speak English.
Daphne: They do speak English in Hawaii, Mum.
Martin: How come you can fly to Hawaii, but you can't fly to England?
Gertrude: How come you can drive your car, but you can't do your own laundry?
Martin: Have a good trip.
Quote from Gertrude
Roz: Yes, Roger loved black lace. But he didn't get to see me in it... Black lace, I mean. I bought this one for you. New.
Daphne: Thank you, Roz.
Gertrude: Some man break your heart, did he?
Roz: Oh, yeah, but I'll be OK.
Gertrude: Sure you will. Until you realize he was the love of your life and he's gone for good. Then not a night will pass when you don't beg the good Lord to take you in your sleep.
Niles: We all have those thoughts.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Mr. Moon?
Mr. Moon: Who's asking?
Niles: My name is Niles Crane. I'm planning to marry your daughter.
Mr. Moon: You look okay to me. All right, you have my blessing.
Niles: Thank you, but actually, I'm here to reunite you with your wife.
[Harry's glass freezes as he gets ready to take a sip. The pub turns totally silent. Mr. Moon gets off the stool, turns around and throws Niles out of the pub.]
Niles: Oh, Mr. Moon. Mr. Moon.