Niles Quote #1734

Quote from Niles in Sharing Kirby

Niles: Kirby, your friend Kristi, she's not related to William Mulvehill?
Kirby: Yeah, that's her grandfather. So weird how all you old dudes all know each other.
Niles: Well, I don't actually know him, just know of him and his wine collection.
Kirby: Wine collection. It's famous among the old dudes.
Niles: Legendary. Except he's so reclusive, no one gets to see it. Frasier and I have tried everything but sealing ourselves in casks and rolling in.

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Daphne: Well, stay calm, or you'll be on it forever.
Martin: How can I stay calm? I'm just sitting here expecting this thing to go off any second. I'm afraid to move. It's like I'm a prisoner. You know, that's just like doctors, isn't it? They're always finding some new way to torture you. Well, maybe I want my blood pressure to be high. Did they ever think of that? I mean, what... [the cuff beeps and starts to inflate] There it goes! You sneaky bastard!

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Daphne: Isn't this the most romantic thing you've ever seen?
Martin: If you say so.
Daphne: There's no greater passion than that between a woman and a ghost.

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Frasier: Dad, you know, here's a suggestion, if I may. Um... the next time you feel yourself getting annoyed, take a deep breath and then picture your anger as a red balloon drifting higher and higher above the clouds till it disappears.
Martin: And that'll get me back on nachos?