Martin Quote #1017
Quote from Martin in The Return of Martin Crane
[flashback to Martin's later days on the police force:]
Frank: You going to carry that fish around all day?
Martin: Hey, he has a name. That's Eddie.
Frank: Why don't you get yourself a real pet? You know, like a- like a dog?
Martin: Ah, I'm not really a dog person. I just wanted someone in the family I could get along with. Did I tell you Frasier's not coming home for Thanksgiving?
Frank: Yeah, you did.
Martin: And have I told you about my weekly Sunday brunch with Niles and Maris?
Frank: Yeah, you have.
Martin: Well, I'd rather be at church. I'd get more to eat.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Return of Martin Crane’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
[flashback to Martin's later days on the police force:]
Frank: You booted a car just to irritate your kid? Now that's a lot of trouble.
Martin: No, the real trouble was getting four guys to lift it and move it closer to the hydrant.
Quote from Kenny
Kenny: Please, Roz.
Roz: No way!
Kenny: Come on. I wouldn't be asking you if it wasn't an emergency.
Frasier: Is everything OK?
Kenny: Yeah, fine, good, everything's good. I'm supposed to stop on the way home and pick up some new... underthings for my wife.
Frasier: So?
Kenny: So? Every time I'm in one of those places I start thinking about... You know... Man-and-wife stuff. I turn all red, I start to sweat, I hyperventilate. Try getting somebody to wait on you when you look like that.
Roz: Well, sorry, Kenny, but I am not going to Victoria's Secret for you.
Kenny: Victoria's Secret? Whoa, whoa, Rockefeller, I'm talking Kmart.
Quote from Martin
[flashback to the day Martin was shot:]
Martin: Did I tell you Frasier's not coming home for Thanksgiving?
Frank: Yeah, you did.
Martin: Means I'll have to spend it with Maris and Niles. Last time, she didn't even eat anything. She just sucked air through a rice cake. Boy, he sure picked a winner.