Roz Quote #524
Quote from Roz in The First Temptation of Daphne
Roz: Excuse me, we're looking for Heather Murphy.
Assistant: This is her office. And you are?
Roz: Her two 'o clock.
Assistant: [checks computer] I don't have anything on the books.
Roz: This is unbelievable. [to Daphne] Make a note: Re-evaluate all scheduling procedures, C.C. all department heads.
Assistant: Heather'll be back in five minutes if you want to wait.
Roz: Oh, we'll wait. In the meantime, two coffees, cream with sugar, think you can handle that?
Assistant: Yes.
Roz: We'll be in her office. Let's go. Now!
Frasier Quotes
‘The First Temptation of Daphne’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Martin: Eddie's vet told me to get a gecko. It's a cricket-predator. You know, like you get lady-bugs to eat aphids, if somebody would let me grow tomatoes on the terrace.
Frasier: Dad, I told you, it's a condo board regulation: no fruiting plants.
Martin: Whatever. Anyway, just give me a half-an-hour and I'll have that pesky cricket out of the kitchen and inside this gecko.
Frasier: I see. So we set a lizard loose to catch the cricket?
Martin: Mmm-hmm.
Frasier: Then what? We get an owl to eat the gecko? Then we get a tiger to eat the owl? What eats the tiger, Dad? Tell me that!
Martin: An alligator, for one, smart guy.
Quote from Martin
Niles: Oh, Daphne, I have to take the roast out of the oven. I need the recipe for the glaze. Could you get it? It's in my briefcase; in the "Burnt Sienna" colored folder.
Daphne: No problem. [looks to Martin]
Martin: Brown. But don't tell anyone I know that.
Quote from Martin
Daphne: So, how was your trip, Mr. Crane?
Martin: Oh, the hunting was awful. I didn't bag a damned thing. Duke and I sat there for two days just waiting for something to happen. It's like when Frasier took me to see Nicholas Nickleby. Thank God this time I had a gun!