Mr. Smolenski: Well, we're certainly interested as well, but we've- We've heard that a lot of homes in this area have a flooding problem. Now, what do you know about the basement here?
Lana: Honestly?
Mr. Smolenski: Yes.
Lana: This house is sixty years old, and I have only heard of it flooding once.
[Frasier clears his throat]
Lana: And I can tell you for a fact that the permanent owner stores some of his most cherished keepsakes in that basement.
[Frasier makes a hacking cough]
Mrs. Smolenski: Are you choking on your lolly?
Frasier: [removes popsicle] No. I am choking on something far more dangerous and destructive than a simple sugary treat. It's a prolific and powerful poison known as deception!
Mrs. Smolenski: He's very verbal.

Roz: Hey, Daphne.
Daphne: Hello, Roz, Alice. What brings you here?
Roz: We're borrowing Frasier's car.
Daphne: Oh, I see. And you're leaving Alice here as collateral.

Frasier: [on phone] Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane, I need to make an emergency appointment tomorrow, for a complete cleaning of my BMW. June 10th? But I've got a Clean Team Privileges Card. Yes, of course it's a platinum one! No, no there are no diamonds on the corner. Well, then yes, I'd like to become a member of the Diamond Alliance immediately. Fine, put me on the waiting list. I'll see you in June. [hangs up]
Niles: You're not in the Diamond Alliance?
Frasier: Don't do that!