Roz Quote #509
Quote from Roz in A Day in May
Roz: Mine's in the shop, and I'm taking Alice and a few of her friends to an ice cream party.
Frasier: [entering the room] You told me it was your friends, and the Science Center.
Roz: He said, she said, we'll never know what really happened. Frasier, don't be so uptight. I'm not gonna hurt your precious car.
Frasier Quotes
‘A Day in May’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Mr. Smolenski: Well, we're certainly interested as well, but we've- We've heard that a lot of homes in this area have a flooding problem. Now, what do you know about the basement here?
Lana: Honestly?
Mr. Smolenski: Yes.
Lana: This house is sixty years old, and I have only heard of it flooding once.
[Frasier clears his throat]
Lana: And I can tell you for a fact that the permanent owner stores some of his most cherished keepsakes in that basement.
[Frasier makes a hacking cough]
Mrs. Smolenski: Are you choking on your lolly?
Frasier: [removes popsicle] No. I am choking on something far more dangerous and destructive than a simple sugary treat. It's a prolific and powerful poison known as deception!
Mrs. Smolenski: He's very verbal.
Quote from Daphne
Roz: Hey, Daphne.
Daphne: Hello, Roz, Alice. What brings you here?
Roz: We're borrowing Frasier's car.
Daphne: Oh, I see. And you're leaving Alice here as collateral.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: [on phone] Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane, I need to make an emergency appointment tomorrow, for a complete cleaning of my BMW. June 10th? But I've got a Clean Team Privileges Card. Yes, of course it's a platinum one! No, no there are no diamonds on the corner. Well, then yes, I'd like to become a member of the Diamond Alliance immediately. Fine, put me on the waiting list. I'll see you in June. [hangs up]
Niles: You're not in the Diamond Alliance?
Frasier: Don't do that!