Frasier Quote #2532
Quote from Frasier in Daphne Returns
Daphne: Oh, thank you Dr. Crane. But I still have to be careful what I eat.
Frasier: Yes, yes, of course. And to that end, actually, I have a little surprise for you in the fridge.
Daphne: Oh, you didn't have to do that. It's not some of those low-cal dinners, is it?
Frasier: Just go look.
[After Daphne rushes into the kitchen, there is the sound of a pig squealing]
Daphne: That's hysterical.
Frasier: It's called the "Refrigerator Pig". It's this little plastic pig. He's got a recording in its belly. Every time you open the refrigerator door, you'll hear his scolding squeal.
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Quote from Martin
Martin: Roz, you know, if you really want to do a kid's book, you ought to write one about Eddie. I'd buy one about Eddie.
Roz: Thanks, but I already have an idea. Besides, if I were gonna use a dog, I'd probably use about my own.
Martin: Well, you wanna make your dog happy, or do you wanna sell books? Now I was thinking, Eddie joins the circus and he has all this clown makeup on and everything and juggles and stuff. And then you could do one where he invents this flying machine and has all these wacky adventures.
Roz: That's kinda cute. He could join a flock of geese or he could become the world's first dog traffic reporter.
Martin: Eddie would never do that. You really don't get Eddie, do you?
Quote from Roz
Frasier: I didn't mean to disturb your reading.
Roz: Actually, I'm doing a little research. I have a meeting with a publisher tomorrow. I'm thinking of writing my own children's book.
Frasier: Really?
Roz: Yeah, it's a story my mom made up for me when I was a little kid. I tell it to Alice all the time now, and I thought it would be such a kick if I could get it published.
Frasier: Good for you, Roz. You know, I dabbled in juvenile fiction myself. Yes, Niles and I when we were boys wrote a series of stories together in which we were the heroes. Along the lines of a "Hardy Boys" or a "Nancy Drew".
Roz: "The Nancy Boys"?
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: Are you saying you don't think I'm psychic?
Niles: Not if you thought I loved your cooking!
Daphne: Well, I'm sorry it's not that hoity-toity crap you eat.
Niles: What does that mean? You, you think I'm pretentious?
Daphne: Ha, you'd eat a worm if I gave it a French name!