Frasier: Gosh, Niles, you making that basket tonight was truly astonishing. And what's even more unbelievable is that you are now the proud owner of a rugged, ram-tough, all-terrain pickup truck.
Niles: It occurred to me we could use it to go antiquing.

Frasier: And to think I was going to offer you these basketball tickets.
Roz: Well, can't use 'em anyway. I have a date with this French guy.
Frasier: So that's it, huh? No Americans left.

Frasier: Oh Roz, to what to I owe the pleasure?
Roz: A messenger delivered this for you after you left. It's marked "Personal and Confidential." I thought it might be important. [Frasier holds the envelope up to the light] Oh, I already tried that. Forget it. We could use some brighter bulbs at the office.
Frasier: Yes, well, a brighter bulb wouldn't have admitted it.