Niles Quote #1601
Quote from Niles in Motor Skills
Frasier: Please, please don't throw us out.
Niles: We'll shut up, we promise.
Randy: You've promised that four times tonight. Sorry, you're gone.
Frasier: But what are we gonna tell our dad?
Niles: And my girlfriend?
Randy: Maybe you should have thought of that before you started goofing off.
Niles: Okay. So, uh, how's this work, Randy? You mail us our certificates of completion, or what?
Randy: Yeah. Um, let me go get a pen and paper for your addresses.
Frasier: All-righty.
[After Randy steps back into the classroom, Niles turns the handle on the door. It's locked.]
Niles: I'm starting to think he's not coming back.
Frasier Quotes
‘Motor Skills’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Martin: You guys are really gonna do this?
Frasier: Mmm-hmm.
Martin: Monkey around with engines, get calluses and grease under your nails?
Frasier: Yes. Actually, I'm looking forward to it, Dad.
Martin: Well, good for you, Frasier. I'm impressed.
Frasier: As the enigma we call Shakespeare once wrote, "I am a true laborer. I earn that I eat, get that I wear. Owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness."
Martin: You just couldn't let me enjoy it, could you?
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Oh, would you take off those stupid goggles?
Niles: Well, I'm sorry, it's for safety.
Frasier: Nobody else wore them.
Niles: No one else wore them in gym class either, but then Tommy Fritz scratched his cornea, and then they were mandatory.
Quote from Niles
Randy: Watch me.
Frasier: So you... twist, and then pull. You see, I was twisting and pulling simultaneously, as per your instructions: "twist and pull."
Niles: In the future, the phrase "twist, then pull" might help.