Niles Quote #1598
Quote from Niles in Motor Skills
Randy: Uh, the brake pedal feels a little mushy. What is the possible cause? Uh, let's get someone new this time. [a sea of hands go up] How about Frasier?
[Frasier and Niles are sitting at the back of the class doodling on their textbooks]
Frasier: ... What?
Randy: What would cause a mushy feeling in the brakes?
Frasier: ... I don't know.
Randy: Niles?
Niles: Uh, mush?
Frasier Quotes
‘Motor Skills’ Quotes
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Martin: You guys are really gonna do this?
Frasier: Mmm-hmm.
Martin: Monkey around with engines, get calluses and grease under your nails?
Frasier: Yes. Actually, I'm looking forward to it, Dad.
Martin: Well, good for you, Frasier. I'm impressed.
Frasier: As the enigma we call Shakespeare once wrote, "I am a true laborer. I earn that I eat, get that I wear. Owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness."
Martin: You just couldn't let me enjoy it, could you?
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Oh, would you take off those stupid goggles?
Niles: Well, I'm sorry, it's for safety.
Frasier: Nobody else wore them.
Niles: No one else wore them in gym class either, but then Tommy Fritz scratched his cornea, and then they were mandatory.
Quote from Niles
Randy: Watch me.
Frasier: So you... twist, and then pull. You see, I was twisting and pulling simultaneously, as per your instructions: "twist and pull."
Niles: In the future, the phrase "twist, then pull" might help.