Niles Quote #1597
Quote from Niles in Motor Skills
Frasier: We're trying to learn last week's material.
Niles: Oh, Frasier, it's useless, it's pointless, it's boring, and really, who cares?
Roz: Wow, it sounds like you guys should just quit.
Frasier: If only we could, Roz. Uh, it's just that Dad and Daphne are so proud of us, we can't let them down. They've already bought mahogany frames so they could showcase our certificates of completion.
Roz: So complete it. I mean, it doesn't mean you have to ace it. Just sit there and nod your head a few times, and you're home free.
Niles: Are you suggesting we... coast?
Frasier: We have never walked the back alleys of underachievement before.
Niles: Dare we? [Frasier shuts his book, Niles follows] Ho! I felt a chill!
Frasier Quotes
‘Motor Skills’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Martin: You guys are really gonna do this?
Frasier: Mmm-hmm.
Martin: Monkey around with engines, get calluses and grease under your nails?
Frasier: Yes. Actually, I'm looking forward to it, Dad.
Martin: Well, good for you, Frasier. I'm impressed.
Frasier: As the enigma we call Shakespeare once wrote, "I am a true laborer. I earn that I eat, get that I wear. Owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness."
Martin: You just couldn't let me enjoy it, could you?
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Oh, would you take off those stupid goggles?
Niles: Well, I'm sorry, it's for safety.
Frasier: Nobody else wore them.
Niles: No one else wore them in gym class either, but then Tommy Fritz scratched his cornea, and then they were mandatory.
Quote from Niles
Randy: Watch me.
Frasier: So you... twist, and then pull. You see, I was twisting and pulling simultaneously, as per your instructions: "twist and pull."
Niles: In the future, the phrase "twist, then pull" might help.