Frasier Quote #2402

Quote from Frasier in Frasier's Edge

Frasier: When I was a boy, my parents told me to reach for the stars. Sadly, I later learned that stars are just massive fiery balls of gas, which, were I to reach one, would vaporize me instantly. But tonight, with the Stephen R. Shafer Lifetime Achievement Award, you tell me that I have reached you. And you, ladies and gentlemen, are my stars. [to Eddie] And that's where you would applaud.
[Eddie yawns before running off to the bedroom]

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 ‘Frasier's Edge’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: I can suggest certain visualization techniques...
Dr. Tewksbury: He knows them already.
Frasier: Look, if he knows all this, then why is he calling?
Dr. Tewksbury: He told you. Because he's empty. Keep going.
Frasier: Sometimes it helps to write yourself a letter...
Dr. Tewksbury: He's already got himself on the phone.
Frasier: But I don't know what he wants!
Dr. Tewksbury: Then why do you keep trying to bury him in psychiatric exercises?
Frasier: Because that's all I have!
[Frasier and Dr. Tewksbury share a knowing look]
Frasier: I'm sorry, caller, I can't help you.

Quote from Gil

Roz: Hey, Gil. So, where is that elusive wife of yours?
Gil: If you must know, Deb's on maneuvers with her reserve unit.

Quote from Frasier

Dr. Tewksbury: [on the phone] Yes, dear, I know we have reservations but one of my former students is having a minor crisis. I'll be there in half an hour.
Frasier: [shouting out the window] What does it all mean?
Dr. Tewksbury: [on the phone] Make it an hour.