Frasier: When I was a boy, my parents told me to reach for the stars. Sadly, I later learned that stars are just massive fiery balls of gas, which, were I to reach one, would vaporize me instantly. But tonight, with the Stephen R. Shafer Lifetime Achievement Award, you tell me that I have reached you. And you, ladies and gentlemen, are my stars. [to Eddie] And that's where you would applaud.
[Eddie yawns before running off to the bedroom]