Frasier Quote #2342

Quote from Frasier in The Great Crane Robbery

Frasier: Oh, lord, Chez Henri. Their menu is just the culinary minefield to test Todd's mettle. Hmm...
Niles: Oh, oh, your protégé. How's that coming along?
Frasier: Actually, things have taken a bit of an odd turn. You see, yesterday I went to his housewarming party. As it turns out, to my surprise, he has duplicated my apartment exactly.
Niles: Exactly?
Frasier: The only thing missing is an old man and a little dog. I was beside myself.

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 ‘The Great Crane Robbery’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: I would like to close the show today with a truly inspirational tale. One year ago, a very successful friend of mine was struck by tragedy. Prognosis: not good. Hope: slim. But armed with only fortitude, this friend of mine fought back. I'm talking, of course, about the reopening of Seattle's finest restaurant, Chez Henri. Just goes to show you that a four-alarm fire is no match for five-star courage. This is Frasier Crane saying good day, and good mental health.
Roz: See you still don't have a table for opening night.
Frasier: And it's killing me!

Quote from Frasier

Todd: Hi, Frasier. Whoa, sweet view!
Frasier: Thank you, thank you. That's the Space Needle there, of course, and Elliot Bay. And actually, on a clear day, you can see Mt. Rainier.
Todd: Epic! Is that a Pizza Hut?
Frasier: Well, we did start a petition-
Todd: Well, it must have worked. That is a Pizza Hut.

Quote from Kenny

Kenny: Okay, everyone, it's show time. The new station owner's on his way down. So look alive. Watch what you
say, watch what you don't say. Don't say too much, don't say too little. [wiping his brow] What the hell's this thermostat set at, anyway?