Frasier Quote #2325
Quote from Frasier in The Bad Son
Niles: No, just pretend you're there on business. Where does she work?
Frasier: It's a retirement home.
Niles: Oh... Oh, well, uh, tell her you're there looking for someplace for Dad. In fact, bring him along for cover.
Frasier: No, no, you know how he hates those places. He'd never agree to it.
Niles: Well, he doesn't need to. Just take him to the game tomorrow and make an unannounced stop on the way.
Frasier: So you're suggesting that I-I go crawling back to Dad, beg him to let me take him to the basketball game, use him to meet a pretty girl, and sit through a sport I loathe.
Niles: All right, I see your point.
Frasier: No, I'm just trying to get the sequence right. ... Oh, Dad!
Frasier Quotes
‘The Bad Son’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Martin: Frasier, what happened?
Frasier: What happened? I went six months without replacing my pollen filter in my car, so it was in the shop. Couldn't get a cab, so I took the bus home, which splashed me. And I fell down, missed my stop, and had to walk home ten blocks in this downpour.
Niles: You went six months without changing your pollen filter?
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: You remember that meteor shower we had a few years ago?
Niles: Oh please, don't remind me. I was over here having dinner with Maris. I will never forget that night.
Daphne: Neither will I. I've never seen a person cut a caper in half.
Quote from Frasier
Roz: Rule number one: always stand in back of the curb until the bus has come to a complete stop. Now take your money and put it right in here.
Frasier: Yes, thank you, Roz, but I am not completely lacking in street smarts. [to the driver] Good day, busman. The northwest corner of Highland and 1st, please.
Driver: That's not a stop.
Frasier: I know. [takes out a dollar bill] Perhaps if I just shove a little encouragement into this box-
Roz: Come on!