Niles Quote #1471
Quote from Niles in Whine Club
Corkmaster: Gentlemen?
Niles: It was jammy, plummy, dense and chewy. There is no doubt in my mind that it was a Napa Valley Merlot.
Corkmaster: You, Frasier.
Frasier: A nice big wine with excellent heft. It's Napa all right, but as I always say, why go Merlot when you can call a Cab?
Corkmaster: I thought this bottle might trip you up. Gentlemen, it's actually a blend. A forty-five percent Cabernet...
Frasier: And?
Corkmaster: And... fifty five percent Merlot. Niles wins by ten percent.
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Quote from Daphne
Niles: Frasier?
Frasier: I just think she's Maris all over again. She's manipulative... I think you're repeating a terrible pattern.
Niles: Well, isn't this neat? We all have our individual reasons for disliking her.
Niles: Hey, Dad, what's your reason for disliking Mel?
Daphne: So you did tell him what you think of her. And after shoving me into the kitchen and shaking your freakin' finger at me.
Martin: She's crazy, Niles, I don't know what she's talking about...
Niles: No, no. That's all right, Dad. I- I asked you all to be honest and you were. I got my answer. You know what would have been nice? Is if one of you could have found one nice thing to say about her.
[After Niles storms out, a moment of guilty silence follows for those left in the apartment.]
Daphne: She does have that X-ray vision.
Quote from Frasier
Roz: When you invited me, did you say "brunch for Mel" or "brunch from Hell"?
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Yes, of course, hello, Mrs. Wojadubakowski, good to see you again. Gosh, I'm sorry again about your loss.
Clare: Thank you.
Frasier: He was a good man, your husband. Dad's often said if it weren't for Stan, he wouldn't have made it through the academy, isn't that right?
Martin: That's right.
Frasier: Didn't he lend you the money for your first car?
Martin: Yeah, he did.
Frasier: Oh course, we all owe him for introducing Dad to Mom.
Martin: Oh, God!