Niles Quote #1430
Quote from Niles in The Fight Before Christmas
Donny: How long were you guys together?
Niles: Oh, not that long. Still, I was optimistic.
Donny: Did you talk about moving in together? Make any long term plans?
Niles: This is really bringing out the lawyer in you, isn't it?
Donny: The bartender, actually. I was just wondering how big a drink to make you.
Niles: Ah, big. Scotch.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Fight Before Christmas’ Quotes
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Mel: You were with Maris last night?
Niles: Well.
Mel: How dare you?
Niles: Anything else in the box, Pandora?
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Niles: Unfortunately, I have to see Maris tonight.
Martin: Maris? What the hell do you have to see her for?
Niles: Sadly, to pay my condolences. It seems our old gardener has passed away unexpectedly.
Frasier: Oh, not Yoshi. Gosh, that's too bad.
Niles: He had a heart attack when he was out trimming Maris's elaborate hedge maze. The paramedics never had a chance.
Quote from Frasier
Mel: Hello.
Frasier: Well, gosh, I never expected to see you here.
Mel: Oh, well, I was one of the doctors on "Health Chat" during cosmetic surgery week. I did a segment on breast augmentation.
Frasier: Oh, how uplifting. [Frasier laughs, Mel doesn't]