Frasier Quote #2089
Quote from Frasier in The Apparent Trap
Lilith: Frasier, we have to talk.
Frasier: Yes, Lilith, we do.
Lilith: I mean, I can't just sit here all night waiting for you to make your move.
Frasier: Well, you've just got this all worked out, haven't you?
Lilith: Well, let's see. Candlelight, wine, soft music. What else do I need?
Frasier: I don't know what's worse. That you want me back or that you think I can be won so easily.
Lilith: You think I'm responsible for this?!
Frasier: You assume you can just snap your fingers and old Frasier will come-a-running? Well, I'm sorry, it doesn't work that way, sister. First of all I have to be finessed.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Apparent Trap’ Quotes
Quote from Daphne
[After the doorbell rings, Frasier opens the door to Daphne, who struggles to drag Eddie into the apartment]
Daphne: Come on, Eddie. Come on.
Frasier: What's the matter?
Daphne: He was perfectly fine until a block from here. Then he started whining and trembling, like he senses an earthquake or a dark force or - Hello, Lilith - a vortex of evil.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: I was talking to a friend that works at the New York Times Magazine about raising a child after divorce and she pointed out that as a psychiatrist, I might have a unique perspective.
Frederick: You know, since it's about me, shouldn't I get something for it?
Lilith: You're not getting a minibike.
Frederick: But Mom!
Lilith: We have talked about this. You can get one when you are fifteen.
Frederick: But all my friends have minibikes.
Lilith: Yes, and if all of your friends decided to enter a Level Four biohazard area without their environmental containment suits, would you do that, too?
Quote from Niles
Lilith: Did you wash your hands, Frederick?
Frederick: Yeah. Uncle Niles even showed me how to open the door with my elbow so I don't need to touch the handle.
Niles: What are uncles for?