Bulldog Quote #126

Quote from Bulldog in The Dog That Rocks the Cradle

Roz: Ow. I guess I'm a little tense from that date. [Bulldog starts massaging Roz's neck, with his elbow so he doesn't hurt his dislocated fingers] I forgot how good you were at this. Come to think of it, you were good at a lot of things. [Roz unbuttons her blouse]
Bulldog: Wow. "Victoria's Secrets," page 39.
Roz: Why don't we just skip dinner and go straight to dessert?
Bulldog: Oh, whoa. "Penthouse Forum," page 23.

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 ‘The Dog That Rocks the Cradle’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Roz: I'm sorry I brought Alice today when we have so much work to do.
Frasier: Oh, that's all right, Roz. You know what, you'll find another nanny soon.
Roz: I better. I have a date tomorrow. It's my first one in a month. A month! Between spending my days with you and my nights with Alice, I've forgot what a real conversation is like.
Frasier: Well, don't tell Alice that, it might hurt her feelings.

Quote from Frasier

Daphne: I went to all sorts of funerals as a child. My uncle's a mortician. Lovely man. He's offered to do my make-up for the wedding. [exits]
Frasier: I can just hear the whispers now. "Did you see the bride? Very life-like."

Quote from Niles

Niles: Well, I can commiserate with you, Dad. I had a rather bad day on the death front myself. Sherry?
Frasier: Yes, please, Niles.
Niles: I received a letter today saying, thanks to my divorce, I've lost my plot at Seattle's toniest cemetery.
Frasier: You mean, you're out of Verdant Hills? Oh, I am sorry, I know how much you were looking forward to being dead there.
Niles: They've wait-listed me, but I don't like my odds.
Frasier: I don't blame you. One country club fire, you can kiss your chances goodbye.