Martin Quote #734
Quote from Martin in The Dog That Rocks the Cradle
Martin: Yeah, so do you really like this place?
Frasier: Yes, Dad.
Martin: Good. Fras, take about three steps over to your left, will you? Keep going. Keep going. There you are. Niles, stand right next to him. Yeah? Congratulations, you are standing on your very own graves.
Niles: What?!
Martin: Yes. Well, tthey were for sale so I went ahead and bought them. And after seeing how much you like it out here, I'm glad I did.
Niles: Oh, but, Dad...
Martin: I know what you're gonna say, the expense. But don't worry about it. Merry Christmas!
Frasier Quotes
‘The Dog That Rocks the Cradle’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Roz: I'm sorry I brought Alice today when we have so much work to do.
Frasier: Oh, that's all right, Roz. You know what, you'll find another nanny soon.
Roz: I better. I have a date tomorrow. It's my first one in a month. A month! Between spending my days with you and my nights with Alice, I've forgot what a real conversation is like.
Frasier: Well, don't tell Alice that, it might hurt her feelings.
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: I went to all sorts of funerals as a child. My uncle's a mortician. Lovely man. He's offered to do my make-up for the wedding. [exits]
Frasier: I can just hear the whispers now. "Did you see the bride? Very life-like."
Quote from Niles
Niles: Well, I can commiserate with you, Dad. I had a rather bad day on the death front myself. Sherry?
Frasier: Yes, please, Niles.
Niles: I received a letter today saying, thanks to my divorce, I've lost my plot at Seattle's toniest cemetery.
Frasier: You mean, you're out of Verdant Hills? Oh, I am sorry, I know how much you were looking forward to being dead there.
Niles: They've wait-listed me, but I don't like my odds.
Frasier: I don't blame you. One country club fire, you can kiss your chances goodbye.