Niles Quote #1360
Quote from Niles in Father of the Bride
Frasier: Niles! "Executive Match" is an escort service. One of Donny's clients was caught using them.
Niles: I don't believe you.
Frasier: Niles, does Sabrina laugh at everything you say? Is she fascinated by everything about you? Even your collections?
Niles: Well, yes. Actually, I even showed her my rarely-seen collection of eighteenth century Portuguese bud vases.
Frasier: And how did she react?
Niles: Well, if you must know, she was rather aroused. She said she loved a man who collected porcelain and-Oh, my God, I'm dating a whore!
Frasier Quotes
‘Father of the Bride’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, it suddenly occurred to me when I was talking to Daphne that I never really got the wedding of my dreams either. Oh sure, you know, my first one was a little clandestine affair. We dashed off to City
Hall. I could have hardly imagined a wedding more lacking in ceremony. Until my second wedding, which was lacking a bride. Then came Lilith. If I knew then what I know now, I would have walked down the aisle with the ice sculpture and had her stand by the buffet table to keep the shrimp cold.
Quote from Niles
Niles: All right, what is it?
Frasier: Niles, it's about Sabrina. She's a prostitute.
Niles: Frasier, I don't like lawyers anymore than you do. But frankly a man whose face is plastered on every bus in town should be careful what terms he bandies about.
Quote from Martin
Reverend Franklin: Surely you can stay a little while? I haven't seen Niles in ages. You know, I used to teach him in Sunday school.
Martin: Oh, you know Reverend, I can still remember dropping him off for his first class. It seems like only yesterday.
[Harp music, of the kind used to indicate a flashback on a TV show, is heard. Everyone looks around, until Frasier remembers the harpist warming up for her audition]