Frasier Quote #1991
Quote from Frasier in Father of the Bride
Frasier: I'm thinking of something that would matter to Daphne. [hiccup] Oh, something that shows her how we feel. [hiccup] Good Lord, that's a little spicy, isn't it? You know, maybe we should get something for her wedding.
Martin: Like what?
Frasier: Well, I don't know. Her flowers, say? That's it. We could offer to pay for her wedding flowers.
Martin: That's a bit pricey, isn't it?
Frasier: Well, don't worry about it, Dad. [hiccup] You just donate what you can and I'll pay for the rest. [hiccup] God, what was in that jerky?
Martin: Well, you just ate it too fast. Next time you have to savor it a little.
Frasier: Dad, I'm never going to taste that vile stuff again. [hiccup] Oh, spoke too soon.
Frasier Quotes
‘Father of the Bride’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, it suddenly occurred to me when I was talking to Daphne that I never really got the wedding of my dreams either. Oh sure, you know, my first one was a little clandestine affair. We dashed off to City
Hall. I could have hardly imagined a wedding more lacking in ceremony. Until my second wedding, which was lacking a bride. Then came Lilith. If I knew then what I know now, I would have walked down the aisle with the ice sculpture and had her stand by the buffet table to keep the shrimp cold.
Quote from Niles
Niles: All right, what is it?
Frasier: Niles, it's about Sabrina. She's a prostitute.
Niles: Frasier, I don't like lawyers anymore than you do. But frankly a man whose face is plastered on every bus in town should be careful what terms he bandies about.
Quote from Martin
Reverend Franklin: Surely you can stay a little while? I haven't seen Niles in ages. You know, I used to teach him in Sunday school.
Martin: Oh, you know Reverend, I can still remember dropping him off for his first class. It seems like only yesterday.
[Harp music, of the kind used to indicate a flashback on a TV show, is heard. Everyone looks around, until Frasier remembers the harpist warming up for her audition]