Niles Quote #1335

Quote from Niles in Shutout in Seattle

Niles: At least you take your time. I don't date, I leap. Headfirst. [to bartender] Thank you. More often than not I get my heart broken. By Maris. By Daphne, even if she didn't know it. At least Kit only broke my box spring.

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 ‘Shutout in Seattle’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Well, I just hope he hasn't done something foolish. Remember he was having brunch with Maris on Sunday.
Martin: Oh, that was just business.
Frasier: Well, you know, Dad, he is broken-hearted. People in his condition have a tendency to run back to their exes. A lonely man clinging to an available warm body. Well, of course in Maris's case, that's just an expression.

Quote from Daphne

Frasier: Daphne, why are you wearing that rubber glove?
Daphne: What, this? I was, um... doing the dishes.
Frasier: With just one?
Daphne: It's the English way. You wash with the left, dry with the right. Started during the war, I think, when rubber was rationed.
Frasier: Oh, yes.

Quote from Niles

Bonnie: Who wants coffee and pastry?
Niles: Nothing for me, thanks.
Faye: Are you sure? I make a mean nut cake.
Niles: No, that's all right. I'm meeting one for lunch.