Niles Quote #1133

Quote from Niles in Secret Admirer

Frasier: Oh, my God. It's a Patek Philippe pocket watch!
Niles: That is stunning. I almost bought one like that on my honeymoon, only Maris thought it was too impractical, so we got that Glockenspiel instead.

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 ‘Secret Admirer’ Quotes

Quote from Roz

Roz: Oh, my God. You have two women?
Frasier: At least.
Roz: And you're juggling them? And you're getting jewelry?
Frasier: Why is that so hard to believe?
Roz: Well, I guess since they cloned that sheep, anything's possible.

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Martin: Besides, the note said it's someone you've been with.
Niles: Hmm. There have been so few women since Maris. There were so few women before Maris. Hence, there was Maris.

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Martin: You know, maybe it's that Sonia woman he was going out with.
Daphne: Wasn't there a sister, too?
Martin: And a niece!
Niles: Oh, yes, he went through that family like a recessive gene.