Niles Quote #1129
Quote from Niles in Secret Admirer
Niles: It's cost me a fortune already. If she dragged it out any longer, I'd be literally bankrupt.
Frasier: Well, I'm sure you've got some celebrating to do, so off you go.
Niles: I cannot wait until I'm done with this. I just have to sign it and get her to do the same and then I can take my seat aboard the freedom train.
Frasier: Well, all aboard.
Niles: Oh, it's a funny thing. One day you're starting a new relationship, full of hope. The next, you're sinking helplessly into a sucking pit of despair that leaves you filled with the bitter bile of regret. ... You're on a date, aren't you?
Frasier: It's hard to say at this point.
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Roz: Oh, my God. You have two women?
Frasier: At least.
Roz: And you're juggling them? And you're getting jewelry?
Frasier: Why is that so hard to believe?
Roz: Well, I guess since they cloned that sheep, anything's possible.
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Martin: Besides, the note said it's someone you've been with.
Niles: Hmm. There have been so few women since Maris. There were so few women before Maris. Hence, there was Maris.
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Martin: You know, maybe it's that Sonia woman he was going out with.
Daphne: Wasn't there a sister, too?
Martin: And a niece!
Niles: Oh, yes, he went through that family like a recessive gene.