Frasier Quote #1702

Quote from Frasier in Hot Ticket

Niles: Well, I'm sorry I deserted you but obviously you carried the day. Bravo!
Frasier: Oh, yes. Bravo for us.
Niles: What do you mean?
Frasier: Do you realize what we missed tonight? A potentially life-changing experience in the theater. And why? Because we were too embarrassed to be seen in a cancellation line.
Niles: Admittedly, it was a bit shallow.
Frasier: It was more than shallow. It was shameless.
Niles: You're right. What were we thinking? Kowtowing to a group of snobs like that.

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Frasier: Whatever you do, don't get specific about the play. That's the mistake you made last year when you lied about having seen "The Silent Echo." All that yammering on about how the play had third act problems. It fooled no one.
Niles: What makes you so sure?
Frasier: Well, for starters, "The Silent Echo" doesn't have a third act.

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Daphne: Don't crinkle it, I want to send it home to my family.
Martin: You sure about that?
Daphne: Oh, don't be such an old fogey. So I'm bending down and me knickers are showing a bit, but my family'll still be proud as peacocks when they see that: "Daphne Moon's Seattle".
Frasier: She certainly does.

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Frasier: Niles, what are you doing?
Niles: I'm practicing. I haven't held a cigarette since I played Duke Mantee in our junior high production of "The Petrified Forest."
Frasier: Yes, I remember watching you from the petrified audience.