Niles Quote #1057
Quote from Niles in Roz and the Schnoz
Frasier: Oh, Niles. You're an hour early.
Niles: I'm sorry. Hey, Roz. [to Frasier] Yeah, I thought you might like to grab a bite to eat before the dog show. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you had... [they turn around] Had...
Frasier: Company, yes. Steve, Paula Garrett, this is my brother, Niles Crane. The Garretts are the grandparents-to-be of Roz's baby.
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Niles: Oh, Frasier, listen to this: "Michael Hawkins of Allentown, Pennsylvania, has agreed to donate his right lung to his younger brother Clovis. Says Hawkins, 'I got two lungs, but I only got one brother.'" Isn't that something?
Frasier: It certainly is.
Niles: The love one brother feels for the other.
Frasier: Hmm, what do you want?
Niles: I need you to come to a dog show with me.
Frasier: I would rather give you a lung.
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Frasier, I beg you. It's at the Seattle Kennel Club tomorrow night and I can't go alone, Maris will be there.
Frasier: And in what class will Maris be showing?
Niles: She'll be showing no class.
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Niles: This will be my first time seeing them since we filed for divorce.
Frasier: You know, here's an idea, Niles, don't go.
Niles: I've never missed the kennel club show. If I don't go this year, people will think I've let Maris and Schenkman intimidate me. I want to prove that I'm strong and independent, and I can't do that alone.