Frasier Quote #1582
Quote from Frasier in Roz and the Schnoz
Frasier: Roz, why do you need a hotel room?
Roz: I was supposed to move into my new place today, but they're still painting it. I can't be around those fumes, and they've already rented my old apartment. [to the waitress] Grandé decaf Latte, please. [to Frasier] I am literally on the streets.
Frasier: You just ordered a four-dollar cup of coffee. "On the street" may be a tad dramatic.
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Quote from Niles
Niles: Oh, Frasier, listen to this: "Michael Hawkins of Allentown, Pennsylvania, has agreed to donate his right lung to his younger brother Clovis. Says Hawkins, 'I got two lungs, but I only got one brother.'" Isn't that something?
Frasier: It certainly is.
Niles: The love one brother feels for the other.
Frasier: Hmm, what do you want?
Niles: I need you to come to a dog show with me.
Frasier: I would rather give you a lung.
Quote from Frasier
Niles: Frasier, I beg you. It's at the Seattle Kennel Club tomorrow night and I can't go alone, Maris will be there.
Frasier: And in what class will Maris be showing?
Niles: She'll be showing no class.
Quote from Niles
Niles: This will be my first time seeing them since we filed for divorce.
Frasier: You know, here's an idea, Niles, don't go.
Niles: I've never missed the kennel club show. If I don't go this year, people will think I've let Maris and Schenkman intimidate me. I want to prove that I'm strong and independent, and I can't do that alone.