Niles Quote #1036

Quote from Niles in Frasier Gotta Have It

Niles: Obviously Frasier's attempt to break up with Caitlin has gone awry again. Thanks to him I have missed the wine tasting. What kind of weak-willed man allows a woman to come between him and a 1981 Cheval Blanc?
Daphne: You know, just out of curiosity, why didn't you go by yourself instead of sit here with me for half an hour?
Niles: I was worried about him, Daphne, worried sick.

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Roz: Niles! Every time I give you my chair, you wipe it off first. It's just insulting.
Niles: For your information, I was reaching for my cell phone.
Roz: Oh. I'm sorry, Niles. I stepped out of line. See you later, Frasier. [Roz leaves]
Frasier: Bye bye, Roz.
Waiter: [answering the phone] Café Nervosa.
Niles: [on the phone] Yes, this is Dr. Crane at Table Seven. Could you send someone over to dust off my chair?
Frasier: Oh, for God's sake! I'll do it!

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: A martini, then?
Caitlin: I cut out alcohol last year, along with processed sugar, dairy products and meat. Oh, I hope I'm not screwing up your menu. What are you serving?
Frasier: Well, so far, parsley and curvy orange slices.

Quote from Niles

Niles: You know what, I think I'm putting you on the spot here. Let's just leave it at congratulations on your new "relationship".
Frasier: What are you implying?
Niles: Oh, I think we both know what kind of "relationship" we're talking about.
Frasier: Would you stop saying the word "relationship" that way? "Relationship".
Niles: I'm not condemning you for your little "fling".
Frasier: Oh, for God's sake.
Niles: Just don't try to pass it off as something deeper than it is. The only thing you two have in common is the faint impression of the word "Sealy" on your backsides.