Frasier Quote #1533
Quote from Frasier in Beware of Greeks
Zora: Last time, he drank until he got his head caught in the duck press.
Frasier: Oh, really? How did he manage that?
Zora: With my help. So, what were you and Nikos talking about?
Frasier: Oh, now, now, now, Aunt Zora, don't you worry. I made you a promise, and I'd die before I'd break it.
Zora: Or soon after.
Frasier Quotes
‘Beware of Greeks’ Quotes
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Niles: It's a moot point. We're not invited, thanks to Frasier's more-than-usually inept advice.
Martin: Can you imagine what it's like to live in the same city as your brother, and not see him for five years?
Frasier: No, but I'd like to give it a try.
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Frasier: Niles. Do you realize how pathetic this is?
Niles: I don't care. At dinner, Zora announced that I'd filed for divorce. Within seconds, Yvonne began purring so loudly my allergies kicked in.
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Frasier: So, why did you and this Crystal break up? I mean, I'm not meddling, I'm just curious, that's all.
Nikos: It was a career conflict. She's a juggler, too. You may have heard of her, Crystal Baker?
Frasier: No. I, uh, don't get to street theatre as often as I should.