Niles Quote #1008
Quote from Niles in Beware of Greeks
Niles: Personally, I'd have loved to have gone, but this is clearly a snub and we Crane men have our pride. Right, Dad?
Frasier: Oh, stop it, Niles. You're just afraid of seeing Cousin Yvonne, aren't you?
Daphne: Who's Cousin Yvonne?
Frasier: Oh, a distant cousin who has a slight crush on Niles.
Niles: "A slight crush?" There are cannibals who are less man-hungry.
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‘Beware of Greeks’ Quotes
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Niles: It's a moot point. We're not invited, thanks to Frasier's more-than-usually inept advice.
Martin: Can you imagine what it's like to live in the same city as your brother, and not see him for five years?
Frasier: No, but I'd like to give it a try.
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Frasier: Niles. Do you realize how pathetic this is?
Niles: I don't care. At dinner, Zora announced that I'd filed for divorce. Within seconds, Yvonne began purring so loudly my allergies kicked in.
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Frasier: So, why did you and this Crystal break up? I mean, I'm not meddling, I'm just curious, that's all.
Nikos: It was a career conflict. She's a juggler, too. You may have heard of her, Crystal Baker?
Frasier: No. I, uh, don't get to street theatre as often as I should.