Frasier Quote #1525

Quote from Frasier in Room Service

Frasier: So, isn't this peachy. Everything's turned out just fine for everyone. You two have solved your problems, the waiter received a handsome tip, Niles and I have matching bathrobes, and looky here. It's not even nine-thirty yet.
Lilith: Frasier, try to understand.
Niles: Yes, what happened last night was just.
Frasier: Oh, stop it, both of you. Enough. It happened, and I'm just going to have to deal with it. I suppose in a twisted way there is one positive for me in this: you see, Lilith, I have never stopped desiring you, even though I know we are completely wrong for each other. But now, from this day forward, whenever I look at you, I will see the back of my brother's head. And that is one bucket of ice water, let me tell you.

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 ‘Room Service’ Quotes

Quote from Lilith

Roz: Hey, that's rough. Leaving you for another man. Did you have any idea?
Lilith: No, none at all. Stan was a contractor we had hired to expand our master bedroom. It's ironic, isn't it? No sooner do I get the closet of my dreams than my husband comes out of it.

Quote from Lilith

Niles: This is my worst nightmare.
Lilith: You have egg on your face.
Niles: That is an understatement!
Lilith: No, actual egg.

Quote from Niles

Frasier: Mmm, that bun looks good.
Niles: Now, now, remember your diet.
Frasier: Speaking of buns I could do without, Lilith is back.
Niles: Oh. I guess that explains why blood was pouring from all my faucets this morning.