Frasier Quote #1519
Quote from Frasier in Room Service
Waiter: [o.s] Room service.
Lilith: Go away!
Waiter: [o.s] But I've got your ketchup, ma'am.
Lilith: Not necessary.
Waiter: [o.s] Okay, but I need the bill.
Lilith: Later.
Frasier: Well, let's just take care of this... [Frasier opens the door]
Waiter: I'm sorry to disturb you, but here's the... [noticing it's a different man] ketchup. Sorry it took so... long. I, er, still need the bill. Where's the cart?
Lilith: In the bathroom.
Frasier: Why is the breakfast cart in the bathroom?
Lilith: Uh. I was going to take a hot bath while I ate.
Frasier: Still, food in the bathroom?
Frasier Quotes
‘Room Service’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
Roz: Hey, that's rough. Leaving you for another man. Did you have any idea?
Lilith: No, none at all. Stan was a contractor we had hired to expand our master bedroom. It's ironic, isn't it? No sooner do I get the closet of my dreams than my husband comes out of it.
Quote from Lilith
Niles: This is my worst nightmare.
Lilith: You have egg on your face.
Niles: That is an understatement!
Lilith: No, actual egg.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Mmm, that bun looks good.
Niles: Now, now, remember your diet.
Frasier: Speaking of buns I could do without, Lilith is back.
Niles: Oh. I guess that explains why blood was pouring from all my faucets this morning.