Frasier Quote #1511
Quote from Frasier in Room Service
Frasier: Good afternoon, Betsy. I'm listening.
Betsy: "Hi, Dr. Crane. My problem is that my husband wants to take me on a cruise for our anniversary."
[Roz holds up a sign reading "Bathroom", but Frasier ignores her]
Frasier: Well, that sounds enchanting.
Betsy: "Yes, except I keep having this dream where I'm in a cabin asleep, and all of a sudden I see a drop of water beginning to leak in and at first it's just a trickle, but then it's a stream, and then it's gushing, pouring water everywhere and there's nothing in the world that I can do to stop the flow".
[Roz rushes to the bathroom]
Frasier: That's a very powerful image, wouldn't you say so, Roz? [sees her leaving] ... Roz agrees.
Frasier Quotes
‘Room Service’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
Roz: Hey, that's rough. Leaving you for another man. Did you have any idea?
Lilith: No, none at all. Stan was a contractor we had hired to expand our master bedroom. It's ironic, isn't it? No sooner do I get the closet of my dreams than my husband comes out of it.
Quote from Lilith
Niles: This is my worst nightmare.
Lilith: You have egg on your face.
Niles: That is an understatement!
Lilith: No, actual egg.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Mmm, that bun looks good.
Niles: Now, now, remember your diet.
Frasier: Speaking of buns I could do without, Lilith is back.
Niles: Oh. I guess that explains why blood was pouring from all my faucets this morning.