Niles Quote #818

Quote from Niles in Three Dates and a Break Up

Frasier: Adair Peck, my brother, Dr Niles Crane.
Niles: Enchanted.
Adair: Hi. Are you feeling okay?
Niles: Bad shrimp.

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 ‘Three Dates and a Break Up’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Niles: Have you noticed there are fewer hazlenuts in these biscotti?
Frasier: So I'm not crazy.
Niles: And yet they've gone up twenty-five cents.
Frasier: Oh, fewer nuts, more money. Something I've been aspiring to my entire professional life.

Quote from Niles

Frasier: Niles, was that Natalie Spencer I just saw you talking with?
Niles: As a matter of fact it was. I've been admiring her all evening, so I steeled myself and asked her if she might be free next week.
Frasier: And?
Niles: Well, her lips said "no" but her eyes said "read my lips."

Quote from Sherry

Sherry: So, Leslie, what do you do?
Leslie: Oh, I'm a dermatologist.
Sherry: Good news, Frasier. If you get lucky tonight, she might just look at that rash of yours.
Frasier: Yep.