Niles Quote #749
Quote from Niles in Liar! Liar!
Daphne: I'm not hurting you, am I?
Niles: No, no. I'm just a little ticklish back there. [Niles bites down on the pillow to muffle his screams]
Martin: Well, I guess you are the tough one.
Daphne: There you go.
Martin: Oh, no, wait a minute, Daphne. You missed a big spot right there.
Niles: No, that's okay. Because it's all done now. Thank you, Daphne. A few minutes ago I was bent over in pain, [jumps over the coffee table to rush to the kitchen] but now look at me, I'm running!
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Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, Lilith actually told me the other day that Frederick has taken to lying. Yes, he told all of his friends that Lilith is an alien.
Martin: Seems as good an explanation as any.
Frasier: He also told them that she wears her hair in a bun to hide the third eye in the back of her head.
Roz: How did Lilith find out?
Frasier: Well, apparently she was driving him and two of his friends over to a Junior Mensa meeting, she looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that they were making faces at the other cars. Never have the words "I can see you!" caused so much screaming and wetting of pants.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [showing a guest out] Glad you came back with us. I hope you had a good time. Well, I can't tell you how much fun this has been. Listen, now that you know the way don't be a stranger. OK. Good night! [after closing the door] Who the hell was that?
Niles: He's not from the station?
Roz: I never saw him before.
Daphne: He was table-hopping like crazy during the awards.
Martin: That's 'cause he was our waiter.
Frasier: Well, that's the last time I say, "everybody back to my place!"
Quote from Niles
Niles: An argument can certainly be made that a lie is good when it spares someone unnecessary pain. I'm reminded of Maris's brief flirtation with active wear when I assured her, "You look fine, darling. Spandex is supposed to blouse."