Niles Quote #637
Quote from Niles in The Two Mrs. Cranes
Frasier: I told you to be honest. But would you listen? No! No, instead you subject us to this ridiculous charade. Daphne: Just play along, please. I swear, one drink and he's out the door.
Niles: He's staying for dinner.
Frasier: What?!
Daphne: Well, how did that happen?
Niles: He just sort of invited himself. Pretty damn cheeky if you ask me.
Daphne: Oh, dear God!
Niles: Obviously he still has hopes of winning you back. We must keep these signs of affection as realistic as possible.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Two Mrs. Cranes’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Niles: So, now you've met the whole Crane clan.
Clive: Although, Daphne, I noticed in the phone book your surname still is Moon.
Niles: Oh, that must be an old book. Now she hyphenates. It's Moon-Crane.
Martin: I remember the first time I ever drove a moon crane. Damn near rolled it into the Sea of Tranquility.
Quote from Martin
Clive: So, Daphne tells me that you two are both psychiatrists.
Frasier: Yes.
Clive: Fascinating. Are you a psychiatrist as well, Marty?
Martin: Me? No, I'm retired.
Clive: And what'd you do?
Martin: I was an astronaut.
[Niles and Daphne sit down in shock]
Quote from Martin
Martin: So there I was, floating 20 feet up in the chamber, when some idiot turns off the weightless button and down I come on this big pickaxe we used for moon rocks.
Clive: And you still walk with a cane.
Martin: Que Sera Sera. Well, I better turn in, boys.
Frasier: Don't forget your warm glass of Tang.