Frasier: I told you to be honest. But would you listen? No! No, instead you subject us to this ridiculous charade. Daphne: Just play along, please. I swear, one drink and he's out the door.
Niles: He's staying for dinner.
Frasier: What?!
Daphne: Well, how did that happen?
Niles: He just sort of invited himself. Pretty damn cheeky if you ask me.
Daphne: Oh, dear God!
Niles: Obviously he still has hopes of winning you back. We must keep these signs of affection as realistic as possible.