Frasier Quote #948
Quote from Frasier in Crane vs. Crane
Frasier: My apologies, your honor. Mr. Safford and I were discussing a very sizable donation he intends to make later today to a very worthy cause. I guess his enthusiasm just got the best of him. But, it is this very generosity that his son finds so objectionable. That, and the fact that he did hop a freight train across the country. But, you see, what he sees as unstable, I see as romantic.
[A train whistle blows]
Frasier: I- I don't suppose there's a railroad track outside the courtroom?
[The judge shakes his head. Frasier turns to see Mr. Safford blowing into a wooden whistle.]
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Quote from Frasier
Martin: You're gonna help sell that poor old guy down the river?
Niles: Not at all. Mr. Safford is unbalanced. His son is worried sick about him.
Martin: Oh, his son's worried he's not gonna get his hands on his father's fortune. Boy, the minute a man starts getting up there his kids start making plans to divvy up his stuff.
Frasier: Dad, you'll be pleased to know that Niles and I have decided to give all your things to charity. We're donating your clothes to the blind.