Frasier Quote #947
Quote from Frasier in Crane vs. Crane
Frasier: Your honor, I would not presume to bore the court with a recitation of dry statistics, gerontology studies, obscure literary references. Instead, I intend to speak from the heart. I worry about a
society that has chosen to define normalcy in such narrow terms that if someone's behavior deviates ever so slightly, we question his capacity to function. Mr. Safford's seeming eccentricities - his love of trains, his generosity - they can all be readily explained.
Mr. Safford: Diabetes!
Judge: Mr. Safford?
Mr. Safford: I was talking to Sparky.
Frasier: Uh, did you say diabetes?
Mr. Safford: Yes. We'll donate the money to diabetes. Those poor people can't eat sugar.
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‘Crane vs. Crane’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Evening, Daphne.
Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane, don't say anything about last night's boxing match. Your dad hasn't seen it yet.
Niles: Oh, I didn't even know it was boxing season.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Hello, Niles. You know, it's not to late to ask them to put a big blue ball in front of your face during the broadcast. Perhaps spare you some shred of your reputation.
Niles: I'd laugh in your face but I'm saving my voice.
Quote from Frasier
Martin: You're gonna help sell that poor old guy down the river?
Niles: Not at all. Mr. Safford is unbalanced. His son is worried sick about him.
Martin: Oh, his son's worried he's not gonna get his hands on his father's fortune. Boy, the minute a man starts getting up there his kids start making plans to divvy up his stuff.
Frasier: Dad, you'll be pleased to know that Niles and I have decided to give all your things to charity. We're donating your clothes to the blind.