Frasier Quote #942
Quote from Frasier in Crane vs. Crane
Mr. Safford: So, do you think you can convince my self-righteous son that I'm not nuts?
Frasier: Oh, I think "nuts" is a little strong. You must admit that your behavior might seem to most people to be a little unconventional.
Mr. Safford: Well, good. I've spent my whole life being conventional. Then one day I said to myself, "Harlow, you're not having any fun."
Frasier: Do you speak to yourself often?
Mr. Safford: Don't try to trip me up, Sparky.
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Niles: Evening, Daphne.
Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane, don't say anything about last night's boxing match. Your dad hasn't seen it yet.
Niles: Oh, I didn't even know it was boxing season.
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Frasier: Hello, Niles. You know, it's not to late to ask them to put a big blue ball in front of your face during the broadcast. Perhaps spare you some shred of your reputation.
Niles: I'd laugh in your face but I'm saving my voice.
Quote from Frasier
Martin: You're gonna help sell that poor old guy down the river?
Niles: Not at all. Mr. Safford is unbalanced. His son is worried sick about him.
Martin: Oh, his son's worried he's not gonna get his hands on his father's fortune. Boy, the minute a man starts getting up there his kids start making plans to divvy up his stuff.
Frasier: Dad, you'll be pleased to know that Niles and I have decided to give all your things to charity. We're donating your clothes to the blind.