Frasier Quote #890
Quote from Frasier in A Word to the Wiseguy
Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane, your brother called. The court time for your tennis game is 11 o'clock.
Frasier: Oh, good Lord. I distinctly told him I wasn't available until noon.
Martin: Hey, if you're going to call him back, put it on the speakerphone.
Frasier: Dad, don't you think this is getting a little old?
Daphne: Well I think it's just mean, is what I think.
Martin: So sue me, I enjoy it.
[Frasier presses speed dial. Brandy answers the phone.]
Brandy: "Good morning! Niles Crane, p-sych-iatrist."
Frasier: Yes, is Dr. Crane there? This is his brother, Frasier.
Brandy: "Oh, hi, Dr. Crane. It's me, Brandy. Hang on, hon, I'm getting another call. I've got to put you on hold- [call disconnects]"
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Daphne: What a horrible thing to happen. Can you picture poor Mrs. Crane confined to a jail cell?
Frasier: Only if they moved the bars closer together.
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Frasier: Just show him the charges, Niles.
Niles: Yes, here we are. Quite a few.
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Frasier: Oh, yes. She's ounces of fun.
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