Frasier Quote #889

Quote from Frasier in A Word to the Wiseguy

Jerome: I heard your broadcast this afternoon. It displeased me. [to the waitress] Yeah, let me have a little hot milk, please. When I'm displeased I get acid in my stomach, Dr. Crane.
Frasier: Believe me, the last thing I wanted to do is displease you. Or to hear the words "acid" and "Dr. Crane" in the same sentence.

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