Frasier Quote #885

Quote from Frasier in A Word to the Wiseguy

Brandy: "Mystery I could stand, if he didn't neglect me so much. I mean, every time we go for a romantic dinner he gets a phone call and bang, it's 'Gotta work, babe. Finish your lobster. I'll send you a limo.'"
Frasier: Lobster? Limo? My God, give me his number and I'll marry him.
Brandy: "Money ain't everything, especially when you've got a sex life like ours..."
Roz: He's not even good in bed?
Brandy: "Who knows? We're never there long enough to find out."
Frasier: You know, this really isn't necessary-
Brandy: "I said to him last night, 'What the hell was that? I've been vaccinated slower!'"
Frasier: Well, that just leaves more time to cuddle!

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