Niles Quote #497
Quote from Niles in It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave
Niles: I notice you're grating that carrot at a 45-degree angle. Does that enhance the flavor?
Daphne: No, no. Just an old habit.
Niles: Ah! And why exactly did you choose to grate carrots?
Daphne: Because we have carrots.
Niles: I hope you don't mind all the questions. It's just now that I'm separated it's time that learned to cook for myself.
Daphne: It's quite alright. Tell you what. Why don't you grate while I put the chicken in?
Niles: Thousands of little metal teeth able to tear the flesh right off your...
[Niles tries to grate the carrot, but catches his finger instead. He jumps back in and knocks Daphne, who drops one of the chickens]
Niles: Yow! No, no, false alarm. Normally I bleed like the Russian royal Family, but not today.
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Frasier: We could go antiquing.
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Frasier: What?
Kate: Yeah. I'm taking over a station there. In fact, I'm going out on the "Redeye" tonight. I thought, given our history, I should tell you first.
Frasier: Well, I'm at a loss for words.
Kate: Wouldn't you know it, on the day I'm leaving.